A Quickfire Win is one (1) point.
An Elimination Win is three (3) points.
Being in the Elimination Top Three/Four or member of Winning Team in a “team challenge” before Judge’s Table is worth one (1) point.
Being in the Bottom Three/Four before Judges’ Table is minus one (-1) point.
And out is just out, no (0) points, just gone, any previous points won remain.
So on to the show. In this week’s quickfire the constestants had to spin a slot machine and get descriptions to make a dish. Apparently these descriptions are pull-down options on cookstr.com. I went to cookstr.com and look who greeted me on the homepage.


Anyhow for the Quickfire, which was won by Kevin, who cooked Vietnamese food after drawing Spicy, Hairy and Asian from the Top Chef SlotMachine of Death. What makes Kevin's victory that much more amazing is that previous to today. Kevin had never eaten or worked with Vietnamese food, and didn't even know that Vietnam was a country in the South Pacific, (sigh) oh youth. So Hurrah for him. He was given the option of $15K or immunity, and of course took the money, taking it he said "who do i look like Robin? gimme that chip"
For the Elimination Challenge where cookstrs were to prepare a dinner party at their house for the judges and celeb-Chefs who are involved with the Macy.com charity of feeding a million people a year. Apparently from their advertising they are starting by feeding Usher, the Trumpster (at the kid's table (ha! humor)), and Jessica Simpson on the floor of their department stores. And thank god, someone is doing the lord's work and helping that Jessica Simpson out. Between the breakup with Tony Romo, her sister's lip-synching trainwreck of a singing career, and that Dukes of Hazzard movie, that girl is lucky she hasn't starved to death already.
Each Cookstr got a bag of goodies from a celeb-Chefstr and teams were formed via knife block. Michael I. got Robin, whom he thinks talks too much, and isn't dying fast enough from Cancer. Ash got paired up with Michael V., who he thinks is just such a "talented chef", and "so tough


Standings:
1. Marni and Heath: Kevin (2), Laurine(1): 3
2. Josh and Heather: Jennifer (3), Ash (-1): 2
3. Anne and David: Bryan V. (1), Robin: 1
4. Shawn and Jessica: Michael V. (-1), Michael I.:-1
5. Brandy and Julia: Eli (-1): -1
Hot: Kevin, such as much the lead-pipe cinch as Richard Blais, and Bald Stefan, and things worked out so good for them.
Strugg-El-Lean: Eli, could of and maybe should of gone home this one. Something tells me you were only kept around to "make good television" because you love cancer and hate puppies.
On Notice: Ash, here's some advice when you are participating in a contest with completely subjective judges don't go telling them that you're not as good as the next guy, no matter "how awesome" you think he is.
Total asides here:
ReplyDelete> And thank god, someone is
> doing the lord's work and
> helping that Jessica Simpson
> out. Between the breakup
> with Tony Romo,
Tony's cute. I don't see her problem. Why did they break up?
> her sister's lip-synching
> trainwreck of a singing
> career, and that Dukes of
> Hazzard movie
I was so disappointed in that movie: (1) Daisy Duke cannot be blonde, sorry and (2) the boys didn't have any shirtless scenes (except in the special features). I was too conflicted to understand it back in the day, but the only reason I tuned into that show every day after school was because I got to see Bo and Luke shuck their shirts and work on the car. It was a spiritual moment for me.
> that girl is lucky she
> hasn't starved to death
> already.
You're straight. I have to imagine that you could understand her appeal. Personally, I liked Nancy Sinatra's version of "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'" better.
> I don't think Michael
> Corrs would think that
> "any modern woman would
> want to wear that". But
> he is on Lifetime now
> and really, what modern
> woman wants to watch that
> channel.
WELL, I DO! Craig and I love Project Runway. Want to know how in tune I am? Last night, I beat Michael Corrs to the punchline and said, "The model looks as if she were wearing a silver garbage bag with a belt..." No joke.
I also thought Padma's green pantsuit was a fashion disgrace. It is ridiculous that uptight Seattlite Ashley went home over that mean spirited little troll Eli who no doubt ruined the gnocchi. Yes the spot prawns may have been undercooked but what did he bring to the table besides a bad attitude? Ash made an ass of himself worshipping at the alter of Michael V. I hope Kevin wins it all. Anne
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson and Tony Romo broke up to save the planet Earth. You see they both suck so bad that their continued union had the potential to create a giant black hole in the middle of Texas that had the possibility of collapsing the entire planet in on itself. So God Bless them, they are true heroes.
ReplyDeleteDamn! We're screwed as I don't believe Eli's puppy hating makes for that "good" of television. We should have played PR too. We could have also had some fun with the model show. Why do you hate Tim Gunn, Shawn?
ReplyDeleteThe Gunnster "makes it work". Got nothing but love for the man. Fantasy PR will return next season, promise.
ReplyDeleteWe're behind one episode here, but there is something off about this year. Maybe it is the LA move, maybe it is the fact that it was taped 5 years ago, or maybe it is because it is now on the ladies-cry-cry made for TV movie channel Lifetime. Here is a question, which came first LA Mood, or LA Project Runway?
I think you're blowing the Lifetime thing a little out of proportion. Does it really matter? Isn't one man's Top Chef another man's Killing Uncle/Dad made for TV movie?
ReplyDeletenotice how it is Men (Dad/Uncle) getting killed in those made for TV movies?
ReplyDelete